Just watched Memoirs of a Geisha last night for the first time. Okay okay...so it was a little overdone at times. But I liked it. There were definitely comedic elements to this movie which were totally unintentional I'm sure.
The one line I giggled about, much like Beevus and Butthead was this one:
Every once in a while, a man's "eel" likes to visit a woman's... cave."
Heh heh heh...she said "eel" and "cave"
So it got me to thinking of other silly euphemisms we have for well...you know...wink wink nudge nudge.
Here are some of my favorites that I have found:
*Burping the worm in the mole hole
*Eating the cream puff in the enchanted forest
*Growling at the badger
*Have a bit of summer cabbage
*Hot dog in a jungle
*Parking the pink Plymouth in the garage of love
*Ride the baloney pony
*Ride the skin bus in to Tuna Town
*Storm the pearly gates with your purple-headed devil
*Taking "old one-eye" to the optometrist
*Visit the Netherlands
*Work the hairy oracle
*Zallywhacking
Know any more? Which eumphemisms make you giggle like a school girl? Do tell all...
Come sit a spell and shoot the breeze. Sweeten the day with a little synchronicity...
17 comments:
OMGGGGGGGGGGGG...........I'm gonna have to start using some of these phrases!!! I love "Riding the Bologna Pony!!" Ha ha! Good one!
OMG! These are hilarious, and I've never heard most of them. I need to keep a mental note and use them with my finace!
Abby
Many of these I've never even heard of. I think I'm going to be ill. Funny though.
I still prefer the ol' "Making the beast with two backs".
man ..
i'm boring..
i've never heard of most of then either..
nor can i presently think of any off hand ..
okay .. here's one i just made up ..
riding the early morning express ..
you know ..
for a quickie during an early, rushed and busy morning ..
How about "Pumping the well."
uh... laffing my ass off ;) lol
Wow. Do I feel all shielded and naive? Girl, I've not heard any of these but one, and that one is from the movie. The ones I hear more often include a hot, hard appendage and a warm, wet orifice. Pretty missionary I suppose.
lol...i found these on web site devoted to euphemisms.
Gettin' some sugar, Sugar! Haha...Yeah, some of that movie was more funny than it was dramatic.
Here's one for your collection, from "Shake, Rattle and Roll," an old 1950's song done by Elvis and others... the one-eyed cat peeping in a seafood store.
Um, let's see...
Poking the whisker biscuit.
Polishing the one-eyed wonder worm.
Drowning the trouser mouse.
Parting the meat curtains.
Taking the salty dog for a swim.
And of course, bumping uglies.
I was raised in the wild, by sailors with Tourettes....
I agree a pretty good film and that's from someone who rarely watches them.
Here is a full alphabet of them including my favourite "The Mommy-Daddy Dance" http://www.eons.com/groups/topic/1131817-Alternative-Vocabulary?page=4
If I am not mistaken, "bumping uglies" was used in the Patsy Cline movie - spoken by Ed Harris.
I cannot think of anything, but man, do I need a boyfriend!
"Making Love"
Ah...unfortunately, I know more sayings for having a bowel movement than I do for sex! But I'm right there with Beavis and Butthead, so that's kind of my mentality...sigh.
Linda D. in Seattle
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