After seeing Watchmen I am wondering why I can't clone myself like the blue dude did. Well okay that really wasn't cloning. What was that he did anyway? Okay and I would use my extra selves for work and not ahem...what he was doing. Moving right along.
What was I saying? Hell if I know.
How about thinking of nonsense? I am in the mood how about you?
Things I wonder about:
1. Seriously...haven't you ever noticed the resmblance between Simon Cowell and the monster from the Bugs Bunny cartoons? The hair...is so similar.
I am just saying...don't ya see the resemblance?
2. What makes dogs eat other dogs turds? And even sometimes kitty turds and crayons and eyes off of stuffed animals and other odd and assorted non-food things?
3. Why does my cat shun me? All I want to do is sit her on my lap and make her sing the meow mix commercial song. Is this so much to ask? She has the never ending bowl of kibbles...I mean really. Such ingrattitude!
4. Where are the leprecauns? Where is the rainbow and the pot of gold? After the Great Pumpkin fiasco I am having a hard time believing in anything anymore.
5. I had a cookie which had a brownie in the center of the cookie. No lie. I want to know who invented this because I want to thank them profusely. And how did they get the brownie in the middle of the cookie?
6. Why have I not recovered from daylight saving's time? How does daylight savings time figure into Einstein's theories?
7. Why don't you ever see a baby squirrel? Do they come out adult sized?
8. Where are my links? Oh my sweets...you will have to wait until tomorrow. I have so many that I cannot begin to list them today. I am too tired. Bone weary would cover it. Whatever I am supposed to be doing or if I am supposed to get back to you...rest assured....I will...tomorrow or sometime in this century.
Oh yeah...it is Multiple Sclerosis month. and next month is Autism Awareness month. I need a chocolate bunny. No wait...cheesecake. Yeah chocolate turtle cheesecake. I doth declare it chocolate turtle cheesecake awareness week.
How can I look more like Simon Cowell? It is all in the hair.
Nonsense...I got it. Don't touch that dial. Same bat channel...same bat time...tomorrow.
Need sleep....ZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
8 comments:
Oh dangit! That's what we were going to do this past weekend...go see that movie.
Drat!
We'll have to find some time in the next couple of busy weeks.
"Same bat channel, same bat time...?" Simon Cowell?
Are you voting somebody off the blog on the 18th?
Wait! No! I have a chocolate turtle cheesecake for you. Though I prefer one of, three of, six of those cookies.
As for the cat, they do what we don't them to. Try that.
If I did manage to clone myself it would probably turn out like that Simpsons episode where Homer managed to clone himself. It wasn't good.
On question 4 I have known people who believe in "the Fair Folk".
Not fancy pants people- not drug crazed hippies but hard bitten farmers. The Fair Folk live in thorn trees. It is not good to mess with the Fair Folk so even when the tree is in the way you don't grub it up- you plough round it. Cut it down and your barn will catch fire and your cows die.
On well kept tidy farms you will see broken down thorn trees in inconvenient positions. Farmers in Ireland don't mess with the Fair Folk- Fairy is seen as an insult to the Fair Folk and will cause them to do you mischief. In the Isle Of Mann you even have road signs warning you about the Fair Folk. All Celtic people (Brittany, Cornwall,Scotland,Ireland,Galicia)have Fair Folk in their communities.
Hey if you manage to clone yourself, can you send me one please? :-)
hey .. ;( i never had a cookie with a brownie in the middle .. i'm feeling all bereft now .. i want a cookie with a brownie in the middle too .. sniff .. ;(
Simon Cowell and Einstein in the same post... must be some record that having one of the greatest people who has given the world so much to be grateful for and someone who has given the world so much it will in time come to regret in the same post :-) (I'll leave you to figure who is who...?)
Now that you mention it, has anyone ever seen Simon and that monster in the same place at the same time? Could be more than just a resemblance.
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